Pork Rinds on My Breath

Lyrics

Pork Rinds On My Breath Got fed up with the fat and flabby me I embarked on an ambitious get-fit scheme Counted carbs - maximized protein An Atkins success My woman loves my new waistline Says I look great from behind But she can?t take the Pork Rinds On My Breath This little piggy is my hero Crunchy, crispy ? net carbs zero Salty, spicy, quite the taste treat Nearly guilt-free but they leave me With Pork Rinds On My Breath And a problem on my hands Do I live without my Baken-Ets Or do I live without romance? By the piece, the handful or by the sack I rely on my high-protein snack Can?t get enough of this deep-fried fat I begged her to try One taste led to one more, then She polished off the bag and said ?You have pork rinds on your breath, but so do I? This little piggy is my hero Crunchy, crispy ? net carbs zero Salty, spicy, quite the taste treat Nearly guilt-free but they leave me With Pork Rinds on my Breath And a problem on my hands Do I share my Baken-Ets Or do I live without romance? Now we share our addiction Nothin? says lovin? like a bag ?o pig skin The porcine stench Will never bother us We have Pork Rinds on our Breath But in our hearts we have true love copyright: Erin Friedman 2205 Hilltop Dr Redding, CA 96002 erinf@c-zone.net www.stillmarried.net

Credits

Lyrics Credits: Erin Friedman

Music Credits: Erin Friedman

Producer Credits: Still Married

Performance Credits: Craig & Erin Friedman: Still Married

Description

Short Song Description: Diet dilemma happily resolved

Metadata

Song Length: 3:39

Primary Genre: Country-Traditional

Secondary Genre: -

Lead Vocal: Duet Male/Female